As godly as a deep fried, funnel cake battered Oreo sounds. It will be the downfall of humankind. It begins with battered baked goods and it ends with chocolate covered hamburgers baked into a cheese cake (a coronary wrapped in a bigger coronary). Oh my God, I need to go ....
First there was a boob job then there was "mommy make overs". Now for all the women who hate their vaginas there is labiaplasty. Vanity will be the down fall of western society. Thats why they call it bumping uglies.
People and their fetishes gross me out. I can understand bondage, orgies and the occasional golden shower but smoking. I watch a 34 minute long video the other night of a women smoking and talking, naked. Why? I really don't get it. This one really doesn't have to do with the end of the world it just makes me want the end to come quicker.
As a promotional tool it is fantastic but the liberal media is using it to take us out of our physical lives to endlessly commentate on what is going on around us while the world passes us by. Nobody cares what kinda of waffles you ate this morning or how shit faced you got at a Dave Matthew's concert last night. While the bombs are dropping I will be reading about people faces melting off 3 seconds before mine does the same.
Why would a child under the age of 16 need a cellphone? Spending all day attached to their iPHONEs or blackberrys they are going to become mindless zombies with giant thumbs who will surely swarm the planet and take over when the dead finally rise.
2)Deep v neck shirts for men
Hipsters and drug addicts rejoice, fashion has begun to make you feel better about your emaciated appearances. People who set the trends set the size of impressionable teenagers waste lines and with these new shirts that show off the nothingness of their insides. People will start dropping like flies to fit into a deep v. Literally the neck line starts at the navel, why don't they just wear a vest.
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