7) A hand model from Pittsburg.
6) The Last Unicorn (VHS or DVD)
5) 132 H1N1 prevention posters
4) An Arby's Oven mitt
3) Chad Krueger
2) 3 pictures of topless grandmpothers
1) A samoan's tongue
If you can bring any one of these things to the next show I will be forever ever in your gratitude and I will loan you Lizzie or Billy for the night.