Sunday, December 27, 2009

Jay's Sunday Times

Hello Balls!

As we all know, when celebrities go without plastic surgery for an extended period of time it's disgusting. So it's no surprise that The New York New Year’s Eve Crystal Ball is getting some work done. To ring in the New Year The Crystal Ball will be decorated with 300 Waterford crystal triangles.

"I almost thew up last year when I saw it drop" said The Globe on Atlas's Back. And who can blame him? Sex is everything. Last year, ratings were so low networks hired The Sphere from Sphere to sex things up.

Crystal Ball had a very successful surgery and is expected to drop some jaws this New Years Eve."Hell, I'd bone it now" said The Orb from Labyrinth graphically. It's sure to be a New Year's Eve to remember. After all, what can ring in the New Year better than a shape.

Jay - Associated Press

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