Lizzie's Fashion Freakshow

So being the only girl in Helicopter Dance Off, I have no choice but to do a segment on fashion. I lerve (yes lerve) clothes and i basically just wear whatever I want. I do admit that sometimes my style can get a little out of sorts, but nothing compares to these atrocities......


This is extremely frightening...it's like jewelry for people who don't want to make out at parties with random people.


I was not aware that slinkies were back in style...



It's not her fault...she got injured back in Nam and now she always thinks she's upside down...and has one foot....


I love our country......


WOOF!!!


Welp that's about all I can stand to look at. See you on the runway kittens!