This is an ice tray with Han Solo. I know what I'll be ordering in 3...2...1....

Winehouse

In honor of Amy Winehouse dying on my birthday (that's fact), I came across this wonderfully brilliant portrait done by artist Jason Mecier made entirely of various pills.

-Sean

You're welcome.

You need to look at this.

http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/

-HDO

every friday night.......every week........every month......every calendar year....


SEE YOU THERE.

so during the last show....

while everyone was thinking about their creepy Uncle Carls, or that overweight bus driver who used to honk a horn to grab your attention in the 3rd grade, I was thinking about Carl Sagan and the 4th Dimension.

and we must, of course, ask ourselves the question, 'Where did God come from?'

or you can just come back to PREMIER OFF THE CUFF this Friday, March 4th, for all the unanswered questions you may have about life and the universe..... or Carl Sagan.

10:00

5th Avenue Pavillion

1200 Ocean Avenue

Asbury Park, NJ

don't forget your student ID's for discounted admission!

-A

Premier Theatre Co.

Thank you to all the wonderful audience members for helping kick off our debut show last night in Asbury Park! Big thanks to The Premier Theatre Co. for starting what should be an ongoing Friday night series.

Premier: Off The Cuff feat. HDO
Every Friday night at 10pm
5th Ave Pavilion Ocean Ave (across from the Wonder Bar)
Asbury Park, NJ
$10, or $8 w/ valid Student ID

Check out Premier on Facebook for more news and happenings:
http://www.facebook.com/PremierTheatre

See you all soon,
HDO

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

Love, HDO

Our New Years Resolutions you ask!? Come to our next show January 5th to find out!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM HDO!

Helicopter Dance Off would like to wish you all a very, Merry Christmas.

and hold your heads up, because even when Aunt Mara finishes the last of the egg nog and Uncle Bobby inappropriately grazes your chest while reaching for the yams, remember that we love you and can't wait to celebrate THE NEW YEAR with you all next Wednesday, mixing great resolutions with really bad jokes.

A Proper Well-Balanced Diet

Make sure you know what you are feeding your cat.

-Sean

GREETINGS FROM NEVADA!

It's 1:00AM and, as usual, I am restless, exploring the soft curves of my friend named the internet. After checking facebook, twitter, several blogs and all other social networks for updates, newsfeed and notifications, I find myself casually perusing google images, like any other evening spent alone with my macbook. I tend to get a kick out of typing in bizarre combinations of words into the search bar and laughing by myself at whatever unrelated images show up. I wanted share with you all some of my favorites, starting with the trifecta of 'cat whisper cream', shown above. There is clearly no cat in the picture, nor is there any cream, or at least as far as I can tell... Although she appears as though she could be a whisperer, it comes off as a creepy knitting advertisement.

Below is what showed up for the search for 'gloved bacon retro', who knew there was even such a thing... THERE IS A GOD!

Moving on. For anyone who caught tonight's show, you witnessed a beat down between Sean and I, in what started as a Volleyball serve, and ended as getting my ass served back to me on a silver plate. Truth be told Sean is a vegetarian and, in my opinion, a peaceful monarch in search of the perfect sunflower to perch upon... He wouldn't hurt a fly, which is perhaps why the scene was incredibly funny to be in. His beat down DID however remind me of two things: how much I love volleyball, and how much I love violence. Now mix those two together and you've got an upgraded version of any WWF match. Naturally, it being 1:00AM and I being restless, put google images to the test in searching 'volleyball'... who knew there were so many different kinds? For exmaple...

There's Volleycat:

There's Volleyshark:

There's Volleyseal:

Hell! There's even Volleywhale:

...it wasn't until I was curious enough to type in 'Abusive Male Volleyball Player', where I was graced with this gift from God, that's right ladies and gents, Senator Reid, as a turkey...

Not to get all political on anyone, but Reid did numerous campaigns against domestic violence, and according to Nevada natives, hasn't done shit to support the cause, but quite frankly, it's Nevada, so who gives a shit... I did, however, find the following excerpt from a press conference with the Senator rather amusing, mostly the bolded phrase:

“Men when they’re out of work tend to become abusive,” Reid said as he argued in favor of a cloture vote on the jobs bill. “I met with some people while I was home dealing with domestic abuse. It has gotten out of hand. Why? Men don’t have jobs. Women don’t have jobs either, but women aren’t abusive, most of the time. Men, when they’re out of work, tend to become abusive. Our domestic crisis shelters in Nevada are jammed.”

That's right America.... women don't have jobs, nor are they abusive......most of the time....

That's all for now. I'm heading back to google images.

-Amylee