Yep...

...someone thought this was a good idea to make.

-Sean

Ryan on Love

So I'm sitting at work today, taking a major shit. Felt like a football.

Anyway, as I'm relaxing, thinking about this and that, the tip of my weenis is like... tapping the inside of the bowl. It's practically knocking.

So there I am, with my penis on the inside of the bowl and I'm thinking to myself "my god, this is disgusting! Thank god nobody has to put their mouth on this -"

Oh.
Wait.


So now I'm thinking, "My god, how many people have had toilet bowl weiner INSIDE their mouth?" Then I'm thinking to myself, "what about the instances where someone has left...ya know...TRACKS"

I work with 45 people. 45 PEOPLE HAVE SHIT IN THAT TOILET! So my penis is touching the communal toilet and I KNOW we don't clean it. Even thought we're supposed to every wednesday and saturday. nobody goes NEAR that thing!

So, as I'm finishing up, I'm laughing. I am laughing on the toilet with my pants around my ankles, because I am thinking what a mean trick this would be to play on some whore who wants a penis in her mouth. And she wouldn't know. Especially if it was a trick.

So next time, whore, you put a ween in your mouth - say, AT A PARTY - just remember that the tip of that ween was probably scraping the inside of the toilet bowl. And now it's in your mouth.

Good luck, whore. Hope he calls tomorrow.

It's a Doggy Dog World

So, working in Asbury Park gives me the opportunity to watch a wide variety of people walk by. And one trend that I've come to notice is that a lot of people own dogs. But the strange thing about this is that many of them LOOK like their dogs. Now I've never understood this, as I look nothing like my dog (he's black and I'm obviously Korean), but it really is a true occurrence. Here are some examples:









































But the only thing better than people who look like dogs, are people who look like cats:




KITLER!!!!










Meow!

-Lizzie

Check This Out

My very good friend Erik X. Raj has released his very own Children's Book entitled, "One Seashell, Two Seashell, Flap, Flap, Flap." Erik is an accomplished Speech-Pathologist that is spreading his message of positivity in working hard to meet your goals.

I know this is a comedy blog, but let's take a slight step away from that and look at the creative minds that are at work. Art is about expression. To fully appreciate art whether it is Keith acting as Dracula on stage while Lizzie is a Werewolf just outside of Six Flags, the same art of Erik's book expressed some great messages while having fun at the same time.

"One Seashell, Two Seashell, Flap, Flap, Flap" by Erik X. Raj from erikxraj on Vimeo.

If you would like to purchase this influential book you can check out Erik's site at http://www.erikxraj.com/store

Hopefully this will inspire you to do great things.

Your pal,
Sean

Billy Goes Old School

Like most kids in 1997, I owned a Nintendo 64 and my life revolved around Goldeneye 007 multiplayer. If you were not a kid like me, I'm sorry you didn't have a true childhood. Clearly, the folks at CollegeHumor DID have a childhood, and have allowed us this stroll down memory lane.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

My love of Minivans

Toyota has a great new marketing scheme to promote their new Sienna minivans to the likes that has never been seen!



I know I'm starting to think of ditching the latest vehicle I'm driving to hop into one of these bad boys really soon. I can always a lease a family to go with it, I'm not worried.

-Sean

Pictures Say A Thousand Words

This was taken at a Brookdale performance we did a couple of months back. Lizzie is to the right with the fine boots and Amylee's head is cut off in this picture so she's just some plaid with legs.

-Sean