Sean's Cake Disasters of the Fifth Kind

Everyone loves cake, have it, eat it too. Since any supermarket is always looking for cheap, replaceable help all the time, there can be some overlooked cake designs that are hitting the baker's racks. There could also be a cake master that is just trying to get away with far too much. Here are some poor designs of cakes that prove themselves as....poor designs.

Nothing hits the spot like shitting butterflies leaving their end trails.

This is Billy's cake: Blood and Shit with buttercream frosting.

Last but not least, pregnant Marge Simpson with a nub for a missing hand and a word of advice. Always use protection, or abstinence, so you never have the chance of receiving a cake like this due to your biggest mistake.

-Sean