Sean's "How You Know The Terrorists Have Won" Thursday

Ever hear the term at the end of a sentence "the terrorists have won"? I know I have heard it for a few things here and there for such things as cigarettes, downloading music, and donating to your local Al Qaeda fund at Shop Rite. I have compiled a list of subjects that will conclude "how you know know the terrorists have won". Let's begin shall we.

You know the terrorists have won when your favorite Arby's is run by children that used to work in a sweatshop.

You know the terrorists have won when you're given guns and ammunition after you pass through the airport metal detector.

You know the terrorists have won when your Henna tattoo says "I did it for the Jihad" with a nice flower design to compliment it.

You know the terrorists have won when a Woman becomes President. (Oooo talk about tasteless Sean)

You know the terrorists have won when Zombies are not frightening to you anymore.

You know the terrorists have won when your fear of sock puppets has subsided and you can't remember how that happened so quick.

You know the terrorists have won when your American Flag has been changed Red, White & Blue to Neon Green and Hot Pink (kinda like a watermelon color scheme).

You know the terrorists have won when corn on the cob is now gravel on a stick.

You know the terrorists have won when your pets pray multiple times a day.

Finally, you know the terrorists have won when you can't find a Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp and a Willie Nelson album at Jack's Music in Red Bank, NJ.

This blog post is dedicated to Jeff Foxworthy.

-Sean